A mathematician, an engineer and a chemist meet a beautiful woman. She says you all have to start at the same place and the first one to reach me gets to have sex with me. There’s only one rule, each step has to be half the length of the prior step. The mathematician gets to work calculating the best course of action while the scientist and the engineer start towards the woman. After a few steps they are within a few inches and the scientists proclaims “This is impossible. We will never reach her.” and quits. The mathematician says “I told you so” and quits. The engineer says “Fuck it, close enough.”

Merry Christmas!